When you work in a field that depends heavily on subjectivity, like advertising, you hear a lot of opinions flying around. Everybody seems to have one, and everybody wants everybody to know it. It doesn’t matter if it’s not informed, it doesn’t matter if it isn’t relevant. All that matters is that you’re right. Which is kind of ironic, because that goes against the very grain of what an opinion is.
It wouldn’t be so bad if opinions were stated, and then left there. People could then choose to use it to improve their work if they saw fit, or politely ignore it and proceed along smoothly. But we all know that that is never the case. An opinion is like the One Ring from JRR Tolkien’s wonderful ‘Lord of the Rings’ trilogy. Just like the One Ring wants to be found, an opinion wants to be heard. It will refuse to go unnoticed, will bog you down with the sheer weight of its malice, and if not handled carefully, will be your downfall. (Okay, maybe it’s not so dramatic, but you have to admit it’s a good analogy)
Opinions can range from snotty (Really? Brown? It’s not exactly a sophisticated colour, is it?) to threatening (I wouldn’t make that logo any smaller if I were you) to ones that will make you pull your hair out and scream into a pillow (I guess this is a good line, but like, why do we need a headline, anyway? People hardly read these days).
In my experience, though, the worst type of opinion is the vague opinion. And when it comes from someone who is in charge of approving your work, like your boss or a client, it can be a creative death knell. Here’s an example to explain what I mean:
COPYWRITER: Here’s the print ad me and the designer worked on. *places board with ad on boss’ table.*
BOSS: *stares at it for five minutes* Hmm. I don’t…get it.
COPYWRITER: Would you like me to explain it to you?
BOSS: No, that’s not what I meant. See, it doesn’t have that ‘WOW’ factor.
COPYWRITER: … Wow factor?
BOSS: Yeah, it’s not… *gestures with hands like he’s conducting an orchestra* WOW, you know? It needs to be more – edgy. Have more ZING!
COPYWRITER: In terms of copy or design?
BOSS: I don’t know. Maybe one. Maybe both! They should speak to me! Reach out and engage. And right now it’s not doing that.
COPYWRITER: *mental facepalm*
See, it’s understandable that sometimes it’s hard to articulate what exactly you’re feeling. The phrase ‘something’s a little off’ was created for such occasions. But when you use jargon and buzzwords to pick holes in something that didn’t need any – that is far more difficult (and infuriating) to deal with.
Speaking of corporate jargon, here is my list of my top 10 most-hated words/phrases:
1. Touch-base
2. Impactful
3. Meet Offline
4. Incentivize
5. Prepone
6. Interfacing
7. Bandwidth
8. Key Player
9. Proactive
10. Re-invent the wheel
And, as a bonus, here is something that I’m sure everyone in advertising has heard at least fifty-seven times: “Think out of the box”. How many of you would like to send that box out of the window into the nearest trash compactor?